It’s raining here in DC. Has been for two weeks. I was caught in a shower and afterwards realized that I treated the event with a lot more annoyance than it warranted. So I did some free writing about the event, a paragraph in which I tried to capture my out-sized, overwrought reaction to the minor inconvenience. Hence:
Bad Hair Day
The unceasing hail of water, condensed ten-thousand feet above me in the stratosphere, heavenly realm of Boreas and Zephyr, drenches my hair like a divine curse. “Oh!” I wail. How you empyrean beings have chosen me as your toy, a battered mouse — bloody, bowed, near death — between the paws of a sadistic cat. My carefully coifed bangs are now plastered against my forehead and spilling its fixing mousse into my mouth. I taste the bitter flavor of styling gel. It matches my desolate fate — a head of sodden hair that must resemble a dead squirrel. The rain continues, a judgment and a condemnation. I claim brotherhood with Job and declare that only a leprous skin disease or the extinction of my family would be worse than this fate: a head of sodden hair. Bad hair day indeed. The end of the world.
Oh I love it! The drama. Like your sword of damocles comment, only grander and longer.
Thaanks for this blog post
I am always happy when I get an email from you, but this one confuses me a little. And also, as I was replying, it struck me that I missed your birthday in March. I am so sorry. Let’s arrange to get together and we can celebrate both of our birthdays at the same time. I have my appointment with the trial doctor tomorrow. Fingers crossed, for the last chance I hope this does not get attached to your blog post. I’m never clear how these things work.